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The Smartest & Dumbest Things Nintendo Did in 2012

Published on January 01, 0001

Well, someone had to go first. As far as history will be concerned, Nintendo did one thing and one thing only in 2012: they released a brand new console, putting the first of three nails into the coffin of a seven year old generation. That sounded weird. Whether they have Leeroy Jenkins-ed their way into the next generation with Wii U remains to be seen, but for now we have something shiny and new. And boy do we like shiny. New hardware is always exciting, and is probably quite stressful for the people at Nintendo, who now have four major pieces of hardware on the market and ostensibly competing with each other. There were so many updates to their lineup this year, both big and small. The 3DS XL, the CirclePad Pro, Wii Mini, and Wii U… phew! Should Nintendo pump the brakes, or keep spewing forth devices until we have a whole drawerful that can combine into a mini-game Voltron? A kid can dream, can’t he?cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"5967846","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"nintendo","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); https://kotaku.com/the-nintendo-3ds-xl-the-kotaku-review-5935578 Smartest Moves Wii U GamePad Ignoring questions about the console’s dubiously flavored innards, the Wii U’s actual killer app — the GamePad controller — is a smashing success. Any doubts about this “weird” looking new form for a console controller bk8สล็อตฟรี were erased once we got our hands on the lovechild of an iPad and a DualShock. Not only is it well made and comfortable to hold, but the second PIGSPIN เครดิตฟรี 100 screen really does open a new door for game mechanics. Perhaps best of all: the ability to console bk8สล็อตฟรี game privately on your couch while someone else uses the idiot box. Mmmmm, uninterrupted gaming. Nintendo Direct The fact that almost all gaming announcements are consolidated to one or two industry events a year is absurd. Some of that love is now spread to the VGAs, but as video games are a yearlong business, wouldn’t it be nice to PIGSPIN เครดิตฟรี 100 have formalized and incremental updates on what major developers are up to? Yes, yes it would be. Nintendo are at least trying to be more open with their nigh monthly Nintendo Direct broadcasts. Sure, not every one contains a jaw dropping announcement, but between these and Iwata Asks, we’re getting a better look into the opaque company than ever before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dbGJieRaH0 Dumbest Moves Wii U System Issues Nintendo did a poor job huc99สล็อตฟรี of proofreading their newest console. While the broad strokes are working (see above), there are several niggling problems with the Wii U experience that are both frustrating and confusing. The massive day one patch, the sluggish UI (17 seconds to get to settings? You could chug a Dew in that time!), the inability to play Wii games without going into Wii-mode, and not being able to play Wii games on the GamePad at all? That’s some cold shit Nintendo. https://kotaku.com/the-wii-u-s-infamous-day-one-update-will-be-around-for-5965551 Three Marios, Three Months Why, exactly, would you want to spend well above $100 on Mario games in the span of three months? Add in the fact that two of them are “traditional” Mario platformers, and I think Nintendo went too HAM on the plumber this fall. New Super Mario Bros. U and New Super Mario Bros. 2 were both rhyming and redundant. If you consider Paper Mario: Sticker Star to be a part of this moustache party (ew), then that’s one Mario for every dimension that Nintendo wishes to conquer. https://kotaku.com/new-super-mario-bros-u-the-kotaku-review-5960880 What did you think were Nintendo’s best and worst decisions in 2012? Key Releases All games were published, distributed, or developed by Nintendo Rhythm Heaven Fever – February 13th Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games – February 14th Mario Party 9 – March 11th Kid Icarus: Uprising – March 23rd Mario Tennis Open – May 20th Pokémon Conquest – June 18th Xenoblade Chronicles – April 6th New Super Mario Bros. 2 – August huc99สล็อตฟรี 19th Kirby’s Dream Collection – September 16th Pokémon Black & White 2 – October 7th Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask – October 28th Pokédex 3D Pro – November 8th Paper Mario: Sticker Star – November 11th New Super Mario Bros. U – November 18th Nintendo Land – November 18th Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge – November 18th SiNG Party – November 18th For these Year In Review segments, we’ll be taking a look at what major gaming companies did in 2012, with summaries of their biggest news and releases, best and worst decisions, and lists of the notable games they were a part of. Check back tomorrow for another company. It’ll help you relieve some pressure.

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