Newt Gingrich Needs Tips on Wii Sports
Published on January 01, 0001
Newt Gingrich, putative presidential candidate (and in his party, who isn’t?) is getting his ass handed to him by a 7-year-old in Wii bowling and has asked for your help, Via Twitter, the former Speaker of the House says he’s up in Stevens Point, Wisconsin, visiting 
family and rolling the Wiimote. “Seven year old is proving tough competition,” he tweets.(new Image()).src yono all app = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Twitter’s konabess replies with the helpful, “keep your elbow in 
and follow through!” Gingrich yono all app replies: “Good advice I will try this Any advice for wii golf.” I would have pointed him to the bowling ball attachment. As for golf, well, I find that the distance your ball travels relative to the w69 slot dots feel a bit longer after the second dot. Keep that in mind when you’re trying to make a mid-range iron shot onto the green. Man, I feel so goddamned bipartisan all of a sudden. Newt Gingrich on Twitter
Reader Comments
Recommended Reading
Rumor_ Original Crysis Bound for Xbox 360_ [Update]
Today, the South [[link]] Korea GRB (Game Rating Board) apparently approved Crysis for the Xbox 360. Crysis has not been released on the Xbox 360. It’s a Windows-only title. According to the Korea GRB, the gam...
Keep ReadingKids Still Play Outside After All
Two kids enjoy playing their stickered-up DSes outside on a sunny day in Japan. (Image by Miki Yoshihito; seen via Tiny Cartridge) Resistance Site, [[link]] Forums are Down; Hacking Alleged https://kotaku.com/...
Keep ReadingWhat A Development Studio Looks Like In Pieces
If you’ve ever wondered how much crap it takes [[link]] to fill a game development studio, wonder no more, as LittleBigPlanet developers Media Molecule are more than happy to show you. Because the team just mo...
Keep Reading
SlotWizard888
The mobile interface is smooth and intuitive. I can play all my favorite slots on the go without experiencing any lag or glitches. The design is responsive and user-friendly, which makes gaming on my phone just as enjoyable as on my computer. Customer support has been outstanding whenever I had any issues. They respond quickly and professionally, ensuring that any concerns with deposits, withdrawals, or gameplay are addressed immediately, which makes me trust the platform more. I really enjoy playing the slot games here. The variety is amazing, from classic reels to modern video slots with interactive bonus rounds. Every spin feels like an adventure, and the graphics and sound effects are top-notch, making the experience immersive and exciting.
SpinQueen1222
I appreciate the themed slot games, especially those based on movies and TV shows. They make the gaming experience more engaging and immersive. The combination of storyline, visuals, and bonus features makes each game feel unique. The variety of games is excellent, including table games like blackjack, roulette, and baccarat, in addition to slots. This keeps the platform interesting and allows me to switch games depending on my mood.
SpinQueen300
The progressive jackpots are thrilling, and it's exciting to watch the jackpot amounts grow as more players spin the reels. I hope they add even more jackpot slots because it adds a lot of excitement to the gameplay. Customer support has been outstanding whenever I had any issues. They respond quickly and professionally, ensuring that any concerns with deposits, withdrawals, or gameplay are addressed immediately, which makes me trust the platform more.